How to Not Make You an Offer You Can’t Refuse
I’m about sick of it. Everybody’s got a gimmick, a deal, a “better than great” offer that absolutely ends at midnight tonight. I’ve been in the industry for about 21 solid years, and I can tell you who "pays" for each and every one of these: You do.
Nobody's givin' stuff away. Nobody's got the deal of the century without some "hidden" hook. Sure, I understand marketing and all that, but my dad also taught me to understand truth for truth’s sake.
Our approach may not be as glamorous and flashy - but we're plumbing specialists - not infomercial pitchmen.
So my "offer" to you is really what we do, all the time. We're regular as clockwork, about as precise and equally dependable. We think you'll appreciate this approach far more. In fact, we know that thousands of area homeowners love getting...
- 24-Hour Service. When you need it. Where you need it. Your stuff doesn't break on schedule, so why should we make you wait while a flood builds in your basement or you've really had it with ice-cold showers?
- Fast, Effective "Drain Relief". We send your standing water away where it belongs! Fast solutions to your drain problems are one phone call away.
- On-Time Service Guarantee. Tired of waiting on "no shows?" You want service when you want it! We’re there within 24 hours (usually way less), or we can actually recommend another company to serve you quicker. This is a real commitment to service, and your satisfaction.
- 10-Year System Warranties. When we install a new plumbing upgrade for your home, you can pretty much forget about costly "surprises" for 10 years. You can't spend a penny on repairs for 10 years… We won't let you! How's that for comfort?
- Hassle-Free Maintenance Agreement Plans. Take something off your "to do" list - get a Maintenance Agreement to put your home maintenance on "autopilot." You get regular system services, scheduled reminders, significant savings, priority service and more. All just a phone call away. Get started now to avoid any maintenance headaches!
- "Fixed Right" Guarantee. You don't have time to chase down the guy who "almost fixed" your home service problem. That's why if it’s not fixed by Zing Plumbing, we come back until it is – at our expense, not yours. (Provided it's the same problem of course!) Our experience doesn't cost; it pays. Get it done right… guaranteed.
- Hot Water Right Now. You can get into plenty of hot water with Zing Plumbing! From conventional water heaters that always gush plenty of hot water to "state of the art" Instant Hot Water Systems that are as fast as that last luxury hotel you stayed in. Pretty neat. Just call for details.
- Pressure Problems? It's no fun to have your faucet slow to a trickle just because someone else is using the plumbing. We can fix that for you. (Most plumbers just let you stack on the "additional service calls" in a half-hearted repair attempt.)
You see, I don't have a "special" for you. I already think my customers are special enough to be treated fairly, quickly, honestly, and professionally.
This is how we've done it for the last 21 years and hopefully for the next 21 years.
I really want you to join our "family" of customers.
Since you may not know me or our company, I want you to have some comfort in calling us for your next plumbing, heating or cooling need – whatever it may be.
No gimmicks, no tricks, no whiz-bang giveaways. Just honest service from an honest company interested in solving your home maintenance worries.